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We Recommend Bio identical Hormone Replacement "PELLET" Therapy as an all Natural Solution...


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Are You Suffering from Hot Flashes. Night Sweats, Mood Swings.... Symptoms of Menopause?


Do men suffer from a form of menopause called ANDROPAUSE?  Are you suffering from Low Testosterone?


The Well Balance Center of Paris Texas holds many awards... but none are as "VALUABLE" as the lives that are changed with BHRT!


Media Reports & The Well balance Center / Robert Zimmerman, M.D.

Media reports on hormone replacement therapy and breast cancer… (VIEW)

The Well Balance Center of Paris, TX Featured in Mature Texan Magazine (VIEW)


Menopause Question

Question: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: One!


And do you know WHY?

Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!
They don’t even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!

They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find the # &%! * light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!

I’m sorry. What was the question?

Pregnancy, Estrogen and Women

Pregnancy Q & A & more!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.



1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. You’re using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says:
“How’s my driving-call 1- 800-“.

6. Everyone’s head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from “outer space”.

8 You can’t believe they don’t make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.

9 You’re sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

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It is with a heavy heart that I announce to my Paris Pulmonary patients that I will no longer be seeing patients at Paris Regional Medical Center. I will continue to see patients in my clinic and happily, I am now seeing inpatient consults at Hunt Regional Medical Center in Greenville, Texas.
The medical climate has greatly declined in Paris and I have lost confidence in PRMC. The administration has done a terrible job and most of you have undoubtedly noticed the exodus of local physicians.
I have found Hunt Regional Medical Center to be far superior to PRMC and I recommend it for your inpatient care, either directly or ask to be transferred here if you are concerned about your care at PRMC.
With the closure of Dubuis Hospital of Paris I have given up my PRMC physician privileges. I look forward to seeing you if needed at HCMC!
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